About[]
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The Lazy Ranch is a place where you can buy all sorts of non-farm animals and pets. It is located in the town of Sunset Bay and is owned and ran by Lazy_McSlacker. The coords are 3500 -2270 (Sunset Bay nether portal at 420 -290).
The ranch opened its doors on September 9 2020 and was the first place entirely dedicated to animal sales on PVC.
Animals for Sale[]
Dogs[]
Price: 1 emerald block
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Cats[]
Price: 2 emerald blocks
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Note: All breeds available!
Llamas[]
Price: 5 emerald blocks
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Parrots[]
Price: 5 emerald blocks
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Note: All color variants available!
Barn animals[]
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Donkeys: 3 emerald blocks
Mules: 5 emerald blocks
Horses: 7 emerald blocks
Note: All (non skelly) horses for sale have speed of 0.28 or higher
Skeleton horses: 5 emerald blocks
Aquatic Animals[]
Axolotl: 10 emerald blocks
Blue Axolotl: currently unavailable
Tropical Fish: 5 emerald blocks per fish (all types available), or 1 diamond block + empty shulker for a full shulker
Special Tropical Fish: 10 emerald blocks
Turtle Egg: 10 emerald blocks
Dolphin: 15 emerald blocks
Pufferfish: 2 emerald blocks
Cod: 1 emerald block
Foxes[]
Price: 10 emerald blocks
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Note: if you'd like a fox that is loyal to you, you are required to visit the ranch and breed one
Ocelots[]
Price: 1 diamond
Note: you must name tag your Ocelot prior to delivery as they despawn otherwise! (You can conveniently buy name tags at the ranch)
Goats[]
Price: 10 emerald blocks
Polar Bears[]
Price: 10 emerald blocks
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Pandas[]
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Available variants:
Normal Panda - 15 emerald blocks
Lazy Panda - 1 diamond
Sad Panda - 1 diamond
Angry Panda - 1 diamond
Careful Panda - 1 diamond
Playful Panda - 1 diamond
Brown Panda - 10 diamond blocks
Mooshrooms[]
Red Mooshroom - 1 diamond
Brown Mooshroom - 1 diamond block
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Delivery[]
The Lazy Ranch offers 3 types of delivery:
Instant Delivery (Free)
When you're buying animals that can tp - dogs, cats and parrots - you will be tp'd to the ranch, purchase the animal/s and be tp'd back to your base along with your new pet. You can only get this premium pet shopping experience at The Lazy Ranch!
Metro Delivery (4 emerald blocks)
For non-tping animals you can opt for this option which is cheaper than delivery to base. For 2 emb you can pick up your animal at your closest metro station a.k.a. the 4k ring.
Delivery to Base (prices vary)
If you want the luxury of having animals delivered straight to your base, a direct delivery may be possible. I may refuse any delivery for whatever reason, namely lack of time or your base being too inaccessible.
What dictates the price of this type of delivery is how easily reachable your base is (closeness to a metro station or a waterway, reachable by ocean etc.). An estimate will be given after looking at the Dynmap.
Keep in mind pandas will have the most expensive delivery as they cannot be put on leads and are some of the slowest mobs in the game.
Customer Reviews[]
If you have ever purchased an animal from The Lazy Ranch, feel free to add your review below!
"Lazy has delivered me 2 foxes straight to my base very quickly and with great service as well as an unmatched price!" -Cornstarch7
"You once had to travel miles upon end, over land and seas, in boats and with leashes. But now you don't, Lazy_Mcslacker will do all that work for you, meaning you can sit back and relax, as you pets get delivered to you. I would definitely recommend this service to all players - 10/10. Lazy helped deliver snow foxes, as well as a set of cats. Incredible service <3" -CPomPom
"I remember buying a bunch of Cats for my friend MasterKitty10. He is still very happy with the cats Which he breeded into a whole family. Prizes are great. customer service 10/10! Would recommend.
-*ImJustNiek
"Lazy has delivered a lot of animals directly to my base at the other side of the map. She was really fast and helpful, i highly recommand it, 10/10."
-Hippo
Miscellaneous[]
Aside from animals, the ranch also sells animal related items:
